This may be the best one yet. Be proud.
That’s a thing?
Yeah, it’s something to do with poking the eardrum, I think.
When I was little I used to stand on one foot and hop around with my head tilted to the side to get the water out. It always worked for me.
Yeah, but I assume you were tiny back then so gravity totally worked in your favor.
There’s a rule?
One of then makes really good milkshakes, so there’s that. And I haven’t really met the other two yet…
What’s that rule about not sticking stuff in your ears if there’s water stuck in them?
Oh, that. Well, I kinda got into a very colorful fight on my way back here so.
Oh. So, I guess that means you don’t have a pot of gold?